i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i out mim tonsoeep
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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