Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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