his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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