I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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