You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Houston, we have a blender
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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