By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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