She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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