Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
