It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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