so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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