do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I am one with the molecules
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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