My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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