Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
