He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Oh god it's open bar.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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