HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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