Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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