i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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