what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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