i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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