I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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