...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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