She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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