She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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