what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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