What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i think i have herpe
just one?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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