Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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