i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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