It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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