you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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