can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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