physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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