no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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