My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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