Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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