i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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