I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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