Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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