Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
