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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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