Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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