Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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