The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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