Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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