Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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