That's intense
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My bed smells like the plague
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