"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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