No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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