I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
everyone is single if you try hard enough
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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