"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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