I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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