# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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