singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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