Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
we should paint friendship bongs
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