Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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