oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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