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garbage dick
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you win
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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