Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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